today was a pretty bad day but at least pluto is a planet again

(Source: sniffing)




*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

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ohana means family. family means giving me your wifi password

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So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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why are people so afraid to google things? why come to someone’s inbox and ask a researchable question where you may have to wait hours, days, even weeks for a response when you can google it in less than 3 seconds? what are you afraid of? results?

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people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

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*swags nervously*

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